I have been most remiss in not posting for a while...so what have I been frittering my time away on...? Well, I have been recovering from the trauma of being mugged at the petrol pump by Goldon Brown...I have to drive a VW Transporter because it's adapted for my wheelchair. A full tank used to cost me £70 - the other day it cost me £98. Sort it out Mr Brown.

At the weekend I saw the Angel of the North in the flesh (metal?) for the first time ever, as opposed to seeing her on TV with Billy Connolly dancing round her feet. She's very impressive, I'm all for her staying there forever! She is crying out for something though. A giant handbag dangling from one of her wings......

Last week I took great pleasure in watching Michael Sophocles get sacked from The Apprentice. What an idiot! Mind you, it eased the pain slightly of seeing Raef get ditched the week before. Tonight they all get grilled like kippers by Sir Alan's mates, which is always most entertaining...like pulling the legs off spiders...