Sparkly flip flops

Today I have hit the grand old age of 36 and, as my brother would put it, am now as old as dirt (yes, he's a charmer). Excellent gifts so far, which include the aforementioned footwear, new jeans, vest tops (sun is out and I've got an annoying operation scar to get some sun on), book on Florida (for I hope to go there later in the year), gift card, glamorous feather-adorned pen with notebook...They all ease the pain slightly of being just 4 years away from another scary landmark birthday. And in light of that, I probably should sacrifice the sparkly footwear next year and ask for cosmetic surgery vouchers and/or a supply of Tena Lady.....